I’m a Courier in Beiyang

Name: I’m a Courier in Beiyang
Author: Simp Who Pets Cats

我在北洋当骑手

by Simp Who Pets Cats (舔狗撸猫)

Status: Completed
Length: 579k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical & Ancient
Updated: 6mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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5.8Score

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Synopsis

Chen Mo, a delivery rider, races into the path of a car on a stormy night over a five-yuan-and-two-fen “on-time guarantee” order. When he opens his eyes again, it’s 1903, and he’s become “Zhang the Lumpy,” the most hated man in a bandit den in western Liaoning: the young Zhang Zuolin. Facing a chaotic world, a brutal leader, and fellow bandits who only know how to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs, Chen Mo clutches the twenty-three copper coins he has left and falls into deep thought. Even banditry needs to be sustainable. And so the most outrageous business model in Beiyang territory is born: Traditional KPIs: decapitations, stolen money and grain, and never knowing if you’ll see tomorrow. My KPIs: customer profiling (wealth estimates for each village), route optimization (avoiding government troops), and standardized service (clearly posted protection fees), all in the pursuit of becoming “Northeast China’s top security service provider in troubled times.” He slips copper coins to children in tears, managing “crisis PR.” He offers villages a “monthly peace-of-mind plan,” putting an end to vicious competition (indiscriminate looting). He rakes in the price difference by gaming the order systems of the Russian and Japanese giants. He even introduces performance reviews and discipline-based profit sharing in the bandit den... This is the story of using food-delivery platform thinking to outcompete warlords, modern management to crush the chaos, and five-star review standards to rebuild order. “Sir, your requested change of era has been accepted. This delivery may shake the world. Please be patient, and leave us a good review.”

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