[High martial arts + infinite flow + underdog comeback] When street punk Lu Xiaoqi was kicked into another world, he bound himself to a Martial Intent Devouring System. As long as he touched an opponent’s weapon, he could drain every martial art they had ever learned!
The catch was that afterward, he’d be left sprawled out like a limp noodle?
No problem!
The mysterious young woman Yan Ling wielded an ancient jade pendant, and the power of moonlight was just the cure for post-battle exhaustion.
This pair of cautious schemers devoured the secrets of Martial Kings while pretending to be harmless. “We’re not reincarnated Martial Emperors!” They had no idea that the Nine False Sages had secretly set a game to destroy the heavens, and that the martial intent they devoured… concealed a key capable of slaying gods!
(The rise from Martial Apprentice to Martial Emperor, playing the pig to eat the tiger, mysteries to unravel, and a path to godhood that’ll have you laughing till your abs hurt)