
Bro, We Really Don’t Have a Private Army in Southeast Asia, Do We?
哥,咱家在东南亚真没养私兵?
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 113k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban Everyday
- Updated
- 6mo ago
- English
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Brother is a king, sister is a borderline streamer 😏 They know how to have fun, and they're always spoiling their sister in awkward situations.
It's 2026 already, surely there aren't any netizens that stupid anymore?
I'm begging you, even though you say wish-fulfillment stories don't require much brainpower, I still can't understand how someone could afford a J-20 fighter jet.
This is a very good novel. The author is very bold. His writing style reminded me of a novel I read a few years ago, and I was also a staunch supporter of that genre. He has perfectly inherited the tradition of this type of novel. The negative reviews in the comments section remind me of the era when conspiracy theories and dark fiction were prevalent.
It's awkward enough, but the logic is completely flawed. The character is supposed to be a loving brother to his sister, but he spent 500 million to buy a fish-raising certificate while his sister is working as a borderline streamer.
What if they didn't want to give out even a single snack?
The worst thing is that if there's a one-star difference, no points are deducted, but if there's a two-star difference, points aren't deducted.
It's so beautiful, I recommend everyone to see it! 😏😏
It's really just a lump of stuff, all based on wishful thinking.
Showing off for the sake of showing off is an outdated tactic from hundreds of years ago.