Physical Exorcism: I Tear the Big Bad Villain Apart Right After Becoming a Security Guard

Working as a security guard saves you forty years of detours.

For Li Xuan, it saved him eighty years, because he took a night shift at a funeral home!

Everyone says the night watch is a miserable job, but to Li Xuan, it was a "heaven-sent treasure trove" for restoring his declining Taoist temple.

He had only meant to be a greedy doorman, living off the job and waiting to die while saving up for a few glazed roof tiles. But the world had gone mad: ancient altars lurking beneath the earth, out-of-control deities contaminated by radiation from beyond the stars, and terrifying conspiracies to drain the city's fortune kept emerging one after another.

Faced with indescribable beings capable of tearing apart higher-dimensional space, Li Xuan pulled out a rusty greatsword covered in runes from beneath his ill-fitting uniform. "Don't panic. It's just a localized magnetic field disturbance. We have to believe in science!"

The next second, divine thunder crashed down from the heavens, reducing the arrogant monster to a pile of ashes.

When the national special agency and shadowy elites came knocking with lavish rewards, begging him to come out of retirement, Li Xuan calmly brought out his payment QR code. "Saving the world is no problem. But which boss is going to reimburse me for the labor cost of repairing the dragon veins?"