Oops! The Miaojiang Bride Went to the Wrong Room on Her Wedding Night

[Miaojiang + historical period setting + both reborn + age gap + face-slapping and punishing scumbags + Marriage Before Love + groveling pursuit after the breakup + sweet military romance] Good news: The Su sisters have both been reborn, and they’ve brought along Miaojiang medical skills so extraordinary they seem almost supernatural. Bad news: A mix-up on their wedding night means the sweet, delicate younger sister marries the cold-faced devil, while the saintly elder sister marries a playboy. Su Mingzhu (cool and aloof): “Men only slow down how fast I can draw my blade~ But this young husband of mine is pretty handsome. He might actually be useful?” Su Qingli (sweet and innocent): “Wherever my sister goes, I go. And that scary husband of mine? I’ll just coax him!” The biggest news in Beijing’s social circles: The two Gu brothers have married a pair of “country bumpkin” sisters from Miaojiang! Everyone was waiting for a laugh, betting on how many days it would take before the sisters were kicked out of the compound. But then... The compound’s most aloof officer, Colonel Gu, started carrying White Rabbit candies everywhere, showing them off to everyone: “My wife gave them to me.” The most rakish Mr. Gu, factory director, began coming home on time every day to report in, telling everyone: “I have to get back and settle the accounts with my wife.” Until one day, Su Qingli came to her sister in tears, pointing to the red marks on her waist as she complained about how unreasonable her older husband was. Her usually composed sister blushed. Why are these two brothers both like this? The sisters left divorce papers behind and ran away! Su Qingli: “The world is so big. I want to see it (and eat my way around it).” Su Mingzhu: “Men only slow down how fast I can make money.” Gu Nanxun went frantic, eyes bloodshot. “Qingli, I was wrong. Don’t leave me.” Gu Heng cried like a child. “Wife, I’ll never talk back again. Please come home!” Onlookers: Weren’t they supposed to be country bumpkins?