Hold On, Let Me Finish This 30-Second Revival Ad

[Wacky comedy; hard-hitting combat; wild imagination; ensemble cast; simulator] Surrounded by thousands of immortals with nowhere to turn, Li Yi calmly held up a hand. “Wait! Give me 30 seconds to watch a reward ad!” The cultivators: “???” The next second, cheesy background music rang across the heavens: “Feeling drained? One bottle perks you up, two bottles keep you going, three bottles make you immortal!” The ad ended, and Li Yi sprang back to full health. His golden trait, “Kidney Energy to Spare,” activated! With boundless stamina, he became a perpetual-motion machine. Sword in hand, he chased down a hundred thousand cultivators and hacked away for three days and nights without even panting! Looking at the Nine Heavens Immortal Venerable, kneeling on the ground, foaming at the mouth, and with his Dao heart shattered, Li Yi took a sip of [Snow King Lemon Water] and sighed helplessly: “My whole life has been a walk on thin ice. I owe everything to that utterly shameless... cheesy ad.” (The synopsis can't do it justice. Head to the story to see how Li Yi uses the most ridiculous cheat to cultivate the fiercest immortality in a cultivation world that devours people!)