Naruto: I'm Lee, and I'll Punch the Otsutsuki into Oblivion

I transmigrated as Rock Lee, a dead-last ninja who can only use taijutsu, and now Gaara is going to cripple me? [Ding! More children, more blessings: Strongest Taijutsu System activated!] [Congratulations, Host! You have obtained: Teacher Saitama's signature bald template (hair: -100%, invincibility: +∞)] Can I unlock progress on the template just by winning over female characters? Can I even use “physical persuasion” on villains to plunder their most powerful visual jutsu? [Ding! Key character Hinata Hyuga detected. Capture mission activated!] Mission One: Beat Naruto to the punch and protect Miss Hinata (Reward: Tenseigan) Mission Two: Conquer Tsunade, the Fifth Hokage, and make her heal only you (Reward: Strength of a Hundred Technique: Infinite stamina) Mission Three: Kiss Kaguya Otsutsuki by force and experience the bashfulness of the Progenitor of Chakra... Tenten blushed as she handed him a ninja tool: “Lee, I made these weights just for you. How about we try them out in the hills tonight...?” Tsunade tossed her Hokage hat aside. “Little Lee, if you help me win this bet, forget being Hokage, I... I'll do whatever you say!” Mei Terumi licked her lips. “The Green Beast of Konoha? I want to taste what that punch of yours feels like~” Sasuke activated Susanoo. “This is the power of a god... Pfft!” (Susanoo was shattered by a single punch.) Pain floated in midair. “A bag of rice has to be carried...” BOOM! (He was sent flying into outer space by a serious punch.) Madara Uchiha laughed maniacally. “Do you also wish to dance?” Li Mo rubbed his gleaming bald head. “No. I want to flip the table.” (He smashed a Truth-Seeking Orb with one punch.) Everyone stared at the bald man in a green bodysuit, trembling in fear: “You call this a Genin who can only use taijutsu?”