Livestream: From the Start, E-Bao Gifts Me Hogwarts Legacy

Completed With “great luck” on his side, Lin Bei manages to reincarnate in a parallel world despite having no money or modeling skills. Thanks to his absurd antics and outrageous stunts from his previous life, he makes a name for himself as a streamer. Then the System finally arrives, projecting Lin Bei’s streams across the Myriad Worlds. While streaming Hogwarts Legacy, he uses Avada Kedavra as a lightning-fast combo to mercilessly beat up a politically correct NPC in the game. Lin Bei: “Why can’t you cast an Unforgivable Curse on your classmates in this game?” Dumbledore and a whole crowd of little wizards are stunned. “What does that even mean?” Even Voldemort can’t help exclaiming, “When it comes to being a Dark Lord, the senior’s the real deal.” He rates magic systems from badass to pathetic, declaring that all those damn mages have run off to take out “loans.” The Ancient One says, “Say that again!” John Constantine says nothing, just keeps signing contracts with demons, then turns around and sends his former creditor to heaven. “Nobody understands loans better than I do. They say debt can’t weigh you down if you’ve got enough of it.” As the people’s critic, Lin Bei says, “If you ask me, compared to Superman, Wonder Woman, and Superboy, Homelander is basically just a loli.” Homelander turns red with rage, can only throw a helpless tantrum, then cries and goes looking for milk. Today’s topic: You’re given a team. How would you save humanity in Warhammer 40K? Lin Bei grins. “I’ve got Seven on my left, Superman on my right, and the great Emperor himself. Who’d dare touch my beloved Haki? At my level, I can breathe on any backwater yokel in any universe.” With the System’s help, the entire multiverse grows livelier by the day.