A Playboy Dad and a Drama Queen Mom: I'm Raising Kids the Other Way Around on a Parenting Show

Five-year-old Jiang Nuonuo was a top mediator in her previous life, but this time she’s been dealt a nightmare from the start. Her biological father is the infamous Jiang family playboy, the nightmare of nine hundred million girls, with five thousand beauties on his WeChat. Her mother is the capital’s number-one diva, who drinks nothing but 45-degree Alpine spring water. The whole internet is betting on when this fake couple will divorce, until all three are bundled off to the family variety show Super Dad. The viewers are waiting for a disaster: “Can a playboy take care of a kid? Can a diva handle hardship?” But the livestream starts, and everything takes a sudden turn Just as her playboy dad winks at a pretty stranger, Nuonuo wordlessly pulls out a QR code. “Auntie, scan this. My dad has dementia and can’t remember people.” [System: Successfully nipped a new romance in the bud. Reward: one Truth Serum capsule!] Her diva mom refuses to sleep because the sheets feel rough. Nuonuo skillfully pulls out a silk sleeping bag. “Mom, if you keep making a fuss, I’ll cut your Hermès allowance for next month.” [System: Successfully reformed the diva. Reward: a top-grade ingredient identification card!] Her playboy dad immediately backs down, and her diva mom instantly behaves. The viewers are stunned. “This isn’t a parenting variety show. It’s a precious, unfiltered record of a fully leveled-up toddler taming her wild parents!” By whipping her outrageous parents into shape, Nuonuo becomes a top-tier star across the internet and even turns the tottering elite Jiang family into the capital’s model family? Jiang Dad: I’ve given up chasing women. Can my daughter give me my phone back now? Shen Mom: Boohoo, Nuonuo is the one and only queen!