My Wicked Disciple Is Shipping the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Venerable Again Today

Jiang Xiaoyu transmigrates into a world of immortal cultivation, thinking she can cultivate in peace. Instead, the System brands her a good-for-nothing, and she faces the threat of being expelled from her sect! To make matters worse, she gets bound to a bizarre [Boundless Merit System]. If she refuses its missions, she dies; if she completes them, she can level up at lightning speed and even go home? But every mission is more outrageous than the last! From the start, she gets an S-rank compulsory mission: at a peace conference between the immortal and demonic realms, make the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Lord, sworn enemies for a thousand years, share a “heart-bonding candied hawthorn skewer”?! The aloof, disciplined Immortal Venerable Qing Yan and the domineering, arrogant Demon Lord Ye Yuan start fighting the moment they meet. Jiang Xiaoyu steels herself and rushes in, only for the candied hawthorns to get eaten while the war between the realms breaks out ahead of schedule. She becomes the laughingstock of all three realms and, to top it off, links the two powerful men’s souls, letting them glimpse each other’s deepest secrets. From then on, the two big shots are never the same! “Wicked disciple, I advise you not to make a move. Last time, she turned my cell into a barbecue restaurant and even gave me a prepaid membership card!” “Qing Yan! Keep your disciple in check. Last time, she stole my underwear and used it as a hair ribbon for you. I’m going to destroy her!” Jiang Xiaoyu: “Sorry, the System has issued another mission: [Give the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Lord a friendly scrub-down together, and help build harmony across the three realms.]”