Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils: You Told Me to Become a Monk, So I Stole Wang Yuyan

Good news: I’ve transmigrated into Xuzhu’s body with three hundred years of inner strength!

Bad news: From the start, Shaolin is putting me on trial, and I’m bound to a [More Children, More Blessings] System that forces a monk to chase women!

This is ridiculous!

Scene One: Shaolin Temple’s Discipline Hall. The senior monks glare at me.

I press my palms together, looking compassionate. “Amitabha. This disciple hasn’t broken his vows. I’m only taking responsibility for that female benefactor. If I don’t go to hell, who will?”

The result: The assembled monks are completely dumbfounded. I actually convince them, and they send me down the mountain to “settle worldly affairs”!

All of Shaolin: “...He broke his vow of chastity, so how did he become a Buddha’s chosen one?!”

Scene Two: Manduo Manor. Wang Yuyan looks down on me, with eyes only for her cousin.

I smile faintly, point out three fatal mistakes in her recitation of martial arts, then casually perform an unfathomable Xiaoyao technique she’s only ever seen in books.

The result: The Fairy Sister is stunned, and her gaze at me grows increasingly affectionate.

Murong Fu, furious: “Yuyan, don’t believe him! Restoring our kingdom is what matters most!”

From then on, Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils goes completely off the rails, and the whole martial world watches to see how I, a “realized monk,” will build a harem of beauties!