Journey to the West: I'm the Cowherd, and from the Start I Feast at the Bull Demon King's Banquet

My name is Chu Fan, and I'm a transmigrator.

The good news: a fairy has descended to bathe.

The bad news: the old bull and the fairy are both actors, and they want to harvest my kidneys to make pills.

The even worse news is that I've awakened the talent [All Thoughts Return to Truth].

It lets me see through every disguise and discern everyone's true intentions.

From then on, I became the Three Realms' biggest “honest man.”

A fairy sobs about her tragic past. I say, “Stop pretending. I can see your ambition practically spilling out of you.”

A bull demon is surrounded by demonic energy. I say, “Buddy, your demonic aura is all over the place. You're clearly suffering from kidney deficiency. Did your sister-in-law drain you dry?”

The Giant Spirit God descends to show off. I say, “Your cultivation technique has more flaws than a sieve. Is it really that easy to coast by on your Heavenly Court KPIs?”

Ji Yueyao: “(On the verge of a breakdown) Could you stop being so blunt? At least leave me some dignity!”

Sun Wukong: “(Scratching his head) Big bro, how'd you know what Old Sun was about to do?”

The gods of the Heavenly Court: “Please, just shut up! If you say any more, our Daoist hearts are going to shatter!”