Journey to the West Livestream: Bullet Comments as Armor, Physical Salvation

Name: Journey to the West Livestream: Bullet Comments as Armor, Physical Salvation
Author: Dog Cause

西游直播间：弹幕护体，物理超度

by Dog Cause (犬因)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 579k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
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Jiang Liu transmigrates into Tang Sanzang, only to start with General Yin pinning him beneath a tiger’s jaws. Then a line of comments floats before his eyes: 【Streamer, play dead!】【According to the Wildlife Protection Law…】 A flash of inspiration strikes Jiang Liu. He blurts out, “According to Chapter Three of the Demon Employment Promotion Act, attacking a pilgrim without cause means losing three months of incense subsidies and getting listed as an untrustworthy demon!” General Yin is stunned. “H-How did you know they just docked my pay?” And so, the Journey to the West livestream is activated. But something seems off about this version of the Journey to the West: Guanyin is the head director, Tathagata is the producer, and the pilgrimage is the Three Realms’ biggest “god-making reality show.” Eighty percent of demons are expendable extras, while the celestial officials’ mounts, all on the heavenly payroll, earn outrageously high appearance fees. And the rumor that eating a piece of my flesh grants immortality? That’s a fake trending topic paid for by Spirit Mountain’s PR department. So the pilgrimage goes completely off script: Recruit Sun Wukong? First, bring in a therapist and cure his depression from being trapped under a mountain for five hundred years. Encounter the White Bone Demon? Give her an inspiring reborn persona, and she becomes the Three Realms’ top-tier star influencer. Cross the Flaming Mountains? Sign Red Boy up for a special-effects flame artist course, and the Bull Demon King sends me a banner of thanks. Hold a livestreamed investor event outside the Hall of Miraculous Mist, with Nezha endorsing “young people’s first magical treasure.” Until one day, Guanyin slams the table at Spirit Mountain and roars, “This Tang Sanzang isn’t following the script at all!” Tathagata looks at the ten billion viewers watching backstage and falls silent for a long moment. “Golden Cicada, your livestream…what world are you connected to?” Jiang Liu smiles faintly at the camera. “Folks, today we’re not going on a pilgrimage…” “We’re teaching the gods of the Three Realms what a version update looks like.”

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