Going Home for Lunar New Year, I Leave My Relatives and Neighbors Fuming

[Unhinged humor + Gen Z takes the family in hand + a system that makes people lose it + shameless wish fulfillment]

When Lin Chen went home for the New Year, he was the only college graduate in his family. He drove a secondhand Wuling Hongguang and became the butt of his relatives’ jokes.

Second Aunt: “What’s the point of all that studying? You can’t even find yourself a wife! Look at my Qiangzi. He didn’t even finish junior high, and he already has two kids!”

Third Uncle: “You’re still in grad school? Who’d want you without a car or a house? Hurry back and go on a blind date. The divorced woman next door with a kid would suit you just fine.”

After being bombarded with marriage pressure and insults about his education, Lin Chen awakened the [Lose-It System]. As long as he could make his obnoxious relatives lose their cool, he’d earn a fortune!

“Second Aunt, those two kids of Qiangzi’s look just like the old man next door. Shouldn’t you get that checked out?”

“Third Uncle, you’re telling me to be magnanimous? Then I’ll build a road for the village, but I’ll make sure it avoids your house. I’ll even dig a drainage ditch there. Be magnanimous and don’t get mad!”

That year, Lin Chen made a point of having absolutely no manners.

His relatives were distraught. “Did this college graduate learn nothing at school? Did he leave his brain in a dog’s stomach?”

Lin Chen sneered. “Sorry, a higher education is for building our country, not for putting up with people who mistreat you!”