Everyone’s Reborn and Fighting Over Supplies? I Turn Around and Report Them

Su Chen is reborn one month before the apocalypse breaks out. Just as he thinks he’s been handed the script of a savior, he discovers that this world is full of holes! On the streets, people are taking out massive loans to stockpile billions’ worth of supplies. Deep in the mountains, someone claims to be the reincarnation of an Immortal Venerable and is setting up a formation. Online, someone is even livestreaming predictions of the apocalypse and gaining followers! [Warning! The number of illegal transmigrators and reborn individuals has exceeded 10,000! The world barrier is about to shatter!] [Unique class awakened: Space-Time Order Officer! Mission: Capture illegal reborn individuals and reclaim their golden fingers!] Looking at all the self-important “protagonists” filling the streets, Su Chen smiles. If you’re going to turn the apocalypse into a single-player game, don’t blame me for cranking up the difficulty! He turns and walks into the country’s highest security bureau, slapping down a thick list. “Chief, I want to report a crime! All ten thousand of these people have been reborn. They’ve got Gundam blueprints, cultivation techniques, and even infinite storage spaces!” “I recommend arresting them immediately, confiscating their Systems, and seizing their supplies!” And then everything takes a sudden turn: A stockpiling reborn individual: “I just hoarded ten thousand tons of pork. Why have the special police sealed my warehouse?!” A cultivation reborn individual: “I was just about to establish my foundation. Why did a Dongfeng Express arrive from the sky?!” A System reborn individual: “Help! That devil Su Chen ripped my System right out of me!!” When the real apocalypse arrives and an alien fleet reaches Earth, it finds no chaotic wasteland. Instead, every Huaxia soldier wields a flying sword, wears a nano-mech suit, and has access to unlimited logistical support! The alien commander breaks down: “Who the hell said this was a low-level civilization? Run!!”