After Mistaking My Online Lover's Identity, the Fractured God Went Mad

#Urgent! I was online dating three rich boyfriends, but our first meeting turned into a battle royale. What do I do? #

After Yan Yu posts online asking for help, netizens mock her, saying she won't make it past the first episode.

But when the livestream starts, the whole internet is stunned.

As a terrifying monster breaks down the door, Yan Yu just rolls over and goes back to sleep.

The next second, the terrifying Big Boss that strikes fear into everyone kneels by her bed, carefully tucking away his bloodstained fangs and gently coaxing her:

"Baby, would you like steamed players or braised monsters today?"

Yan Yu: "I'll have vegetables."

The whole internet: ??? Wait, wasn't this supposed to be a survival game? How did it turn into a dating show starring her alone?!