Heartbeat Valuation and His Hostile Takeover

Hunter x Hunter fanfiction, Hisoka pairing, lighthearted comedy. The Phantom Troupe is a Japanese yakuza gang.

I'm Kujo Risa, the only daughter of the world's biggest cult leader. My main job is using the family fortune to fund art films nobody watches, and my side job is being worshipped by cultists who kneel and call me their saint.

I never imagined that my one and only fan would be a gangster who broke into my home at night to rob me, then criticized the composition of my films.

He gripped a videotape and grinned wickedly. "Miss Risa, every shot of you is so beautiful it makes me tremble."

The next day, my dad's men captured his whole family. He shouldered a rocket launcher and blasted open my front door. "Now, can I take you to see a movie, just the two of us?"

Looking at the horde of Japanese yakuza from the Phantom Troupe behind him, I made a sincere suggestion: "How about... we talk about co-producing a film first?"