Principal, I’m Begging You, Stop Fishing in the School Lake!

[Urban + System + hardcore sci-fi + extreme contrast] Su Yun transmigrates, and though he’s a third-year aquatic science student, he awakens with the “Eternal Air Force” constitution. During the practical final exam, everyone else is fishing for crucian carp, but one cast from Su Yun pulls up evidence belonging to an A-level wanted criminal! The school is dumbfounded, the police go crazy, and Su Yun feels wronged: “Teacher, I really just wanted to catch a fish and hand something in!” After that, things start spiraling out of control. He fishes the Imperial Seal out of a filthy ditch, hauls a Tiger tank out of the campus lake, and even single-handedly reels in one of Eagle Sauce’s nuclear submarines during an open-sea practical exam! When Su Yun casts his fishing line into space, intending to use the moon as a sinker, the whole world falls to its knees. Mini-scene: Principal: “Su Yun, I’m begging you, go wreak havoc in the ocean. Stop casting your line in the campus lake!” Su Yun: “Principal, I just caught a black cube. I think it might be Earth’s restart button...” Principal: “(Swallows a whole bottle of emergency heart medication) Quick! Weld shut every faucet on campus! Don’t leave a single drop of water!”