The Three Realms Are All Shipping Me and Nezha

Name: The Three Realms Are All Shipping Me and Nezha
Author: Qingyu Lingyin

三界都在磕我和哪吒的cp

by Qingyu Lingyin (清予泠音)

Status: Completed
Length: 231k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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(A Nezha romance, with a female lead; my writing is limited and I’ve added some original elements, so please don’t flame me if you dislike it.) (Nezha x Baoxuan) (Journey to the West + Investiture of the Gods)

The story of how I’m the biological daughter of the Tathagata Buddha, Duobao.

My uncle Zhao Gongming is always trying to give me money, my aunt Golden Spirit Holy Mother worries every day that I’ll be bullied, and my senior brother Kong Xuan fans his tail whenever he takes a dislike to someone.

As for me, I’m an utterly ordinary treasure-hunting mouse. My daily routine is to look for treasures and, while I’m at it... hide from my ex.

My ex is Nezha, a notorious fiend of the Heavenly Court and my first love back in the time of the Investiture of the Gods.

Our breakup was brutal. He cut his flesh from his bones to return them to his father, and he thought I had betrayed him. In short, we didn’t speak for hundreds of years.

Then the Journey to the West begins, and demons keep stealing things from my home along the pilgrims’ route!

I’m forced to show myself, only to find my case-solving partner is... you again, Li Nezha?

Even more absurdly, my dad, the Buddha who personally split us up all those years ago, now sends me a telepathic message: “Daughter, this is both your love tribulation and your chance to survive.”

Li Jing clutches his pagoda and trembles, afraid his son will kill him.

Sun Wukong watches the drama unfold and stokes the flames: “This old Monkey can tell Nezha’s still got a fire in his heart!”

And as I look at the cold fellow in front of me, who secretly keeps protecting me, I sigh.

The hardest thing in the Three Realms isn’t finding treasure. It’s teaching a Nezha who’s been crushed under a pagoda for hundreds of years how to say “I love you” again.

Also known as: “Everyone Wants to Help Us Get Back Together,” “Dad, You Set Me Up!,” and “The Little Matter of Having a War God for an Ex”

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