Who Needs Books When Gossip Is Better? I'm the Best at Slacking Off and Eavesdropping

【Reborn in the Womb + Everyone's Darling + Adorable Child + System + Wacky Comedy】 Zhou Mianmian, the ninth princess of the Great Zhou dynasty, spends every day sitting in court, her big, clear, foolish eyes fixed on the watermelon she's earnestly munching. Then one day, the entire court starts hearing things The emperor sits on his dragon throne, listening as a civil official denounces the Marquis of Zhenbian for keeping too many troops under his command. The ninth princess bows her head and wolfs down watermelon. 【Dad, your hat matches the marquis's cloak. He guards your borders while you support his wife.】 The beads in the emperor's hand snap with a crack. A censor impeaches the chief minister for forming a clique and abusing his power. The ninth princess spits out a watermelon seed. 【That's hilarious. His list of cronies isn't even as long as the ledger for the mistress he's hiding. Want me to give you the address?】 Later The newly crowned top military graduate, rumored to be violent, sprints three streets after court just to get the last piece of brown-sugar glutinous rice cake. The cold-faced God of War general squats on a rooftop in the middle of the night, weeping as he secretly listens to his cat give birth. Even the emperor learns to cross his legs and discuss with the eunuchs which shade of the harem's newest lipstick makes the skin look fairer. The ninth princess panics. 【Why is this court getting weirder by the day?】 The whole court is even more panicked: Please don't stop! We need these “inner thoughts” to stay alive! Then the enemy army marches to the border. The ninth princess frowns at the map. 【Are you all idiots? Go around back and raid their base! Their provisions are hidden…】 The next day, news of victory arrives from the border. The emperor beckons with a smile from his dragon throne. “Sweetheart, come here. Your dad wants to talk to you about something, ” “Next time you eat watermelon… can you bring your dad along?” #Help,ThisWatermelonIsDefinitelyRipe# #TheWholeCourtHasBecomeMyWatermelonGossipCrew# #MyInnerThoughtsWereExposed,SoWhyAmITreatedLikeEveryone'sDarling#