
What? I Ate a Melon and Unified the World?
纳尼?吃个瓜就一统天下了?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 281k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Ancient Romance High-Concept
- Updated
- 11mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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Finally, there is a book that travels back in time to ancient times and allows people to willingly go to court. Mind reading is for the country and the people (not that others are not for the country). In some novels, the heroine going to court is like going to the execution ground. She has to use various means to go to court. One is willing and the other is unwilling. ‖Personal opinion‖
It's super sweet and super funny. The eighth wife is the male protagonist's pet. The melons in it are super funny. It's the kind of unintentional comedy. I think it's quite interesting. The overall story is not very long. The female protagonist can be regarded as falling in love with the male protagonist at first sight. The male protagonist came specifically for the female protagonist and has been with the female protagonist for more than ten lives. Hehehe, the two of them met when they first met as master and apprentice [laughing evilly]. There is no misunderstanding that both of them can quarrel with others.
The male and female protagonists are very good-looking and sweet. Why don't you punish the two barbecued pork brothers of the female protagonist? I feel unhappy? [Laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
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I strongly recommend this book to everyone who is trying to lose weight. During the week of losing weight, I was so greedy that I just ordered takeout when I saw this shocking and sobering book you wrote, which made me lose my appetite. It's so good, so funny, and it can suppress my appetite. I recommend it with ten stars.
It's beautiful and interesting. The heroine eats the melon in front of her with concentration, while the emperor and the civil and military officials follow her and insist on the problem.
At first, I was inexplicable about the love between the male protagonist and the female protagonist. After reading the extras, it turns out that this is the case. Everything is traceable. No wonder the main text talks about several lives. It's beautiful. I like this kind of long-lasting, warm and affectionate love. The heroine's family is also very harmonious. Although it was a bit bad at the beginning, it really became the law later on. Hahahahahaha, not bad, not bad, worthy of praise!
Oh my god, I laughed to death╯∀╰Hahahahahaha, the chapters are a bit short, not enough to read, please give me a thumbs up for the hard work of the author^0^~ Please update more [Like] [Like] [Like] [Love] [Love] [Love] I like this book very much
Looks good, looks good, the gas station is big
Good looking It's just that the melon tastes too strong.