Stop believing those stories about a “War God returning to live in a doghouse.”
This lord lives in a doghouse because he's waiting for all his enemies to line up and come meet their deaths.
He livestreams himself slacking off, and only accepts “rage points” as gifts.
Netizens laugh at him for being broke, so he predicts his enemies will go bankrupt, and the stock market promptly hits its daily limit down.
Haters call him useless, so he turns around and pays in full for a BMW M8, then slaps the contract in his foe's face.
Then one day, his livestream camera “accidentally” catches three international mercenaries lying in pools of blood, and the chat goes completely wild:
“Streamer... is that ‘encrypted national security call’ in the background real?!”
