Absurd! The System Insists the Entertainment Industry Is a Demonic Sect

Host, a large number of Hehuan Sect disciples have been spotted ahead. You must protect your yang essence at all costs!”

Standing at the crowded Beijing Film Academy entrance exam, Xu Zhengdao reads the System alert in his mind and falls into deep thought.

This System… does it have something seriously wrong with it?

But that's not important. What's important is that the System's rewards are just too good!

[Reject the witch's seduction. Reward: 10 million in cash + top-tier fighting skills!]

[Expose the demonic sect's conspiracy. Reward: stock market trends + firearm mastery!]

To milk the System for all it's worth, Xu Zhengdao becomes the entertainment industry's resident troublemaker.

He earns his first fortune through the World Cup, then invests in film productions, not to promote anyone, but to catch them!

A cast dinner? He shows up for a surprise drunk-driving check!

Contract negotiations? He brings a recorder and a lawyer everywhere!

Years later, Xu Zhengdao stands at an awards ceremony. “I'm grateful to the law and to the System for helping me bring justice and order back to the entertainment industry.”

In the audience, the directors and celebrities who have just been released from custody bury their faces in their hands and weep.