I Raise My Nephew and Get By, While the Whole Internet Begs Me to Make My Debut

Reborn in 2005, Chen Ye became that “good-for-nothing uncle” all his relatives shook their heads at and his neighbors looked down on.

He had no proper job, wore loud floral shirts all day, and swaggered around with his nephew, spouting nonsense like “I know the richest man in the country” and “The reigning pop queen is my apprentice.”

Everyone thought he was a hopeless loser, just waiting to see him make a fool of himself.

Until one day...

The icy, chart-topping pop queen tearfully declared her love for him at a concert: “Chen Ye, you gave me a second chance at life.”

A haughty business tycoon waited three hours in the rain just to meet him, begging for a word of advice.

Even a literary giant hailed his essays as peerless masterpieces.

The whole internet was stunned: How could this man be a loser? He was clearly everyone’s ideal man, an all-around mentor!

As the whole internet showered him with praise, Chen Ye lit a cigarette and smiled calmly. “Don’t fall for me. I’m just a legend.”