Golden-Eared Macaque Livestreams: Journey to the West's Top-Tier Star Reality Show

I, the Six-Eared Macaque, am the Heavenly Court's number-one gossip streamer. Today, I call Sun Wukong: “I heard you were constipated beneath Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years?” Tomorrow, I interview Erlang Shen: “How do you put eyedrops in three eyes?” The day after that, I dig into the White Bone Demoness: “You use real bones in your bed-and-breakfast? Aren't you afraid of an inspection?” The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother keep nagging me to post more, until I discover that Heaven's Will is the one making me spread all this gossip! Does the Three Realms need to be entertained to death in order to survive?