I Really Just Want to Cultivate Like an Ordinary Person

Lu Ren transmigrates into the cultivation world. With his spiritual roots completely crippled, all he wants is to farm in peace.

But then he binds himself to the [Ordinary Life System], and things get more and more absurd:

[Mission: Fill ten vats with water. Reward: Ten years of cultivation.]

[Mission: Take an afternoon nap. Reward: Chaos Sword Body.]

[Mission: Keep breathing. Reward: Impervious Golden Body.]

He chops wood, and people say he’s practicing the Sword Intent that Splits Heaven;

He cooks, and the heat from his wok triggers a vision of the Pill Dao;

He trips while dodging an attack, but pins a tribulation-transcending ancestor to the wall like a mural…

Lu Ren clutches his head and wails, “Please, I really am just an ordinary person!”

Yet the entire cultivation world goes mad:

“Look! Senior Lu is using the supreme Great Dao to enlighten us again!”

“That patch of chives he planted is obviously made of Great Dao runes!”

When the world-ending calamity that comes once every three thousand years descends, and even the Heavenly Dao is powerless,

Lu Ren wakes from a nap, yawns, and grumbles to the System, “You’re so noisy…”

In an instant, the ten thousand Daos fall silent, and the universe is clear.