After Retiring, the Max-Level Expert Just Wants to Take It Easy

I was once the ruler of all, standing at the pinnacle of the Three Realms, able to sever the starry river with a single thought. I'd lived too long and grown tired of it all. Now, I just want to lie flat and enjoy being a happy waste of space. I sealed away 99 percent of my cultivation, took the name Xiuxiu, and slipped into the most useless sect in the cultivation world, the Lazy Fish Sect. My goal: guard the scripture pavilion, get free food and wait to die while soaking up the sun. But why do people and trouble keep interrupting my retirement? An ant I casually stepped on gains sentience, my sleep-talking is mistaken for the supreme Dao scripture, and even a yawn from me can trigger celestial phenomena… I just want to quietly be a lazy fish, but my strength won't let me! And to my overachiever senior sister: please stop waking me up before dawn to practice! This novel is also known as “The Art of Lying Flat for the Big Boss,” “I Just Want to Keep a Low Profile, but Fate Won't Let Me,” and “This Lazy Junior Brother Is Obviously Overpowered, Yet Unbelievably Slothful.”