[Naruto + Cyber Yandere + Ultimate Love Triangle + Everyone's a Villain + Survive the Romance]
"Put down the Lava Release! Mei Terumi, one drop of that acid and I'll lose a kidney!"
"Princess Tsunade, calm down! Don't use the Strength of a Hundred Technique to pin me against the wall. The wall's going to collapse!"
At the Five Kage Summit.
Forced into the central seat at the round table, I looked at the Mizukage on my left, who was radiating pink acid mist, and the Hokage on my right, who had crushed the corner of the table. I silently pressed the "unrivaled" emergency help button in my hand.
In my mind, six billion viewers from higher-dimensional Blue Star were spamming the chat:
"Don't chicken out, streamer! Kiss her! I'll gift ten Resurrection Crosses!"
"Chakra heartbeat overload detected. The Scumbag Time-Space Expansion Effect has activated. Come up with the perfect excuse within 0.01 seconds or get hacked to pieces on the spot!"
Here, Mei Terumi isn't just the Mizukage. She's the "Holographic Queen" who installed eighty thousand cameras throughout this cyber-Kirigakure.
Here, Konan no longer believes in God. She's folded all six hundred billion Explosive Tags into a love letter titled "Together Forever."
Here, Tsunade has used "love big data" to monopolize the economy of the entire shinobi world, all so you rack up a romantic debt you can never repay and have no choice but to pay it off with your body...
Faced with these yandere Kage, who have overwhelming combat power and delusions of the highest order,
you, Blue Star's one and only designated "romance strategist," must carry out an unprecedented mission under the gaze of billions of viewers, navigating between cleavers and wet kisses:
a nation-scale romantic bomb-disposal operation!!!
