I transmigrated into a high-martial-arts world and only wanted to be a carefree slacker, but my martial arts seem to have other ideas!
I learned the “Golden Bell Shield,” but it thought my skin was too fragile, so it secretly absorbed the essence of moonlight in the middle of the night and evolved into the [Great Sun Vajra Indestructible Body]!
I practiced the “Iron Sand Palm,” but it thought I was too weak to even truss a chicken, so it found a piece of ten-thousand-year-old black iron and rubbed against it every day, mutating into the [Earth Explosion Star: Hand of Destruction]!
I learned a set of “Basic Swordsmanship,” but it thought it was too low-class, so it melted every kitchen knife in my house and forged itself the [Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation]!
Would you all stop competing already?! Keep it up, and even walking around will make the earth shake!
When ferocious beasts attacked and the campus beauty turned pale with fright, I was still yawning and hadn't even found my footing.
The “Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms” inside me was furious. “Don't panic, Master. Watch me!”
The next second, eighteen hundred-foot golden dragons burst out of my body, clearing the battlefield in an instant!
I shrugged and said to the dumbfounded crowd, “I told you, I really can't fight. They moved on their own.”
