Who Exactly Is Controlling My Cultivation?

【From the start】【Game】【Firmly controlled】【Mass misinterpretation】【Female Emperor】 “My name is Lu Changsheng. I was supposed to be a good-for-nothing with a Five-Element Spiritual Root, but a mysterious force took control of me and made me do all sorts of ridiculous things.” “I braided the Sect Master’s beard, made the Discipline Elder cry with my comebacks, boiled tea eggs in immortal dew, shaved the mountain-protecting divine beast to knit a sweater, called some ancient Demon Venerable my sworn brother, and stole the Holy Maiden’s underwear... None of it was what I wanted to do.” “I never intended to cultivate immortality. It’s just... I really can’t control myself.” The peerless Female Emperor blinked in bewilderment: “So... that’s why you kidnapped me?” Lu Changsheng: ... “He said you had good genes.” At this, the Female Emperor took a deep breath and looked up at the hall filled with Holy Maidens, Heavenly Maidens, Immortal Maidens, Divine Maidens, Demonesses, Fox Spirits, Dragon Maidens, Qilin Maidens, and heaven’s favored daughters... “And what about them? Do they have good genes too?” Lu Changsheng: ...