Everyday Objects Mutate, One Extraordinary Item a Week

[Lighthearted comedy + magical realism + plenty of everyday life + absurd humor + invincible supernatural powers + not a conventional power fantasy + important supporting cast + don't read if you dislike it + don't complain if you wandered in by mistake]

The everyday items in Qiao Nan's life have mutated, and every week he gets to experience a new mutated item.

Effects of the mutated everyday items:

[Beat-up sneakers mutate into the Wonder Boots: weight reduced by 99%, carried load reduced by 99%, speed increased by 1,000%!]

[Cycling gloves mutate into the Martial Arts Star: master of Wing Chun, Muay Thai... and all thirty-two styles of boxing!]

[Phone mutates into a bridge between heaven and earth: one tap to connect to the underworld, one tap to reach the immortal realm. Even the gods call you boss!]

[Street-stall sunglasses mutate into the Prophecy Star: know the disasters of heaven and earth, see through other people's futures, and make a trillion on the stock market!]

[Digital watch: stop and rewind time! Monkey, watch closely. This is how you play with the Seven Fairies when they're frozen in place.]

“People say the rich rely on technology, while the poor rely on mutation.”

“Suppose, I mean, just suppose, suppose all my everyday items mutated. What would that make me?”

His roommate thought for a moment, then replied, “A poor woman!”

Qiao Nan: “...What the hell? I said mutation, not sex reassignment!”

Qiao Nan: “And don't tell me you think puns are funny.”

This is the story of a college student who spends all day doing nothing, yet somehow ends up saving the world every time he takes action.