The Grave Robbers' Chronicles: I Rewrote the Plot from the Moment I Bound Myself to Wu Xie

【After dying from overwork, I became the mudslide System of the tomb-robbing world】 My name is Shen Yan. I worked myself to death when I was alive, and after dying, I refused to bind myself to the “Blessings System.” In a fit of rage, the Main God tossed me into The Grave Robbers' Chronicles, where I became Wu Xie’s personal 【Brat-Raising System】. And I’m only a temp. If I don’t complete my tasks, I’ll disappear completely. And so the whole tomb-robbing genre went off the rails. In the Lu Palace, Wu Xie recites cheesy pickup lines with deep feeling to a thousand-year-old female corpse. Under the Xisha Sea, he teaches the Forbidden Woman to sing “Listen to Me, Thank You.” At the Heavenly Palace in the Clouds, he’s forced to lead a dance to “The Most Dazzling Ethnic Style” in front of the ranks of ghost soldiers… Zhang Qiling’s hand trembles slightly on his knife, while Wang Pangzi laughs until he’s crowing. “Tianzhen, has your hidden personality finally awakened?!” Wu Xie is having a breakdown every day. “What kind of ghost System are you?!” I type slowly on the screen: 【Hello, I’m your ‘Nothing Human Is Beyond Disbelief’ System. I specialize in treating all kinds of naivety.】 Later, the Bronze Gate opens, and snow whirls through the air. Using the energy I’ve saved up over ten years, I form a real body in front of everyone. Fireworks light up the snow on Changbai Mountain. I wink at Wu Xie, who’s frozen in shock. “Final mission issued, ” “From today on, I’ll protect all of you.” “There may have been no road in this world, but after we tricked Wu Xie enough times, it became our road.”, Shen Yan, first page of the System log