Sequence: Tang Monk's Flesh Is a Monster's Delicacy, and I'm Speedrunning

“Tang Sanzang, this is my new boyfriend.”

But then he revealed his true form: Sequence Xiaozuanfeng. He promptly devoured Tang Sanzang’s girlfriend, then opened his gaping maw to swallow the real prize he’d been drooling over, Tang Sanzang... What!? Tang Sanzang grabbed his upper jaw with one hand, his lower jaw with the other, and ripped him in half.

“Tang Sanzang, let me take you to see a good show.”

His college classmate disguised herself as Sequence Great Sage Equal to Heaven and asked Tang Sanzang to free her from a five-hundred-year seal. But she turned out to be Sequence Six-Eared Macaque. Once freed, she asked Tang Sanzang, “Should we steam the monk’s flesh or braise it?”... What!? You ripped her in half too?

“I’ve raised that son for nearly thirty years, and I couldn’t bear to eat him, yet you ripped him in half! Pay me back with your monk’s flesh!”

The crescent shovel in his hand could change shape and unleash lightning. His son was dead, so was it really unreasonable to want a bite of Tang Sanzang’s flesh?... What!? You ripped him in half too?

It was only after Tang Sanzang’s girlfriend was eaten that he awakened to the truth: Tang wasn’t his surname and Sanzang his given name. He was a walking elixir of immortality, Sequence Tang Sanzang!

Demons who gnawed on his flesh could ascend on the spot; vengeful spirits who swallowed his bones could live as long as Heaven itself!

When news spread that Sequence Tang Sanzang had returned to the world, every demon went mad. They stopped at nothing to seize his flesh and hunt him down!

Tang Sanzang sneered and raised a fist as big as a sandbag. “Anyone who eats me will be ground to dust! Anyone who messes with me will have their soul destroyed! Who’s next to be ripped in half!? Who else!?”

[An unconventional Journey to the West plus a high-octane Sequence power fantasy. Nonstop action from the start, with demons ripped apart and every realm crushed along the way!]