Shanhai Doomsday: I Picked Up a Wife Who’s the Queen Mother of the West?

Hilarious! While everyone else struggles to survive the apocalypse, I feast on the Classic of Mountains and Seas with my battle-goddess wife! My name is Lu Zhishan, and I work as a tomb guardian. I never imagined the apocalypse of mountains and seas would arrive, turning my iron rice bowl into a golden one! Other survival camps: Brothers, rations are low today. Make them last! Me: Shuangyue, try this freshly roasted luanniao wing. It goes perfectly with the wine I brewed from heavenly wood fruit. Amazing! Other teams: Run! It's the ancient ferocious beast Zheng! That monster has five tails! Me: Oh? Perfect. I'll pluck some tail fur and knit you a new outfit. Ever since I picked up a cold and aloof battle goddess and made her my wife, my life in the apocalypse has become: [She does all the fighting, while I focus on looking pretty and cooking.] When she fights, I hand her a blade. When she's hurt, I treat her. In my spare time, I experiment with recipes from the Classic of Mountains and Seas, turning ferocious beasts into delicacies and poisonous plants into medicine. The strange beasts that once struck terror into everyone's hearts now fill the dining table with an irresistible aroma, while the decisive goddess of war at my side savors each bite with a satisfied look on her face... All I can say is: The apocalypse is delicious!