Siheyuan: You Took Me Home? Congratulations, You Hit the Jackpot

“That child’s face is bluish-purple. He’s clearly doomed to a short life. Whoever raises him will have nothing but bad luck!”

“He’s a little debt collector. Get rid of him, and fast!”

In the bitter cold of winter, Lin An nearly freezes to death at the entrance to a courtyard.

Just as he’s losing hope, Su Xiuying, the poorest widow in the whole courtyard and the one everyone bullies, steps forward.

“I’ll take him home. I’ll raise him!”

With that one embrace, she takes in a tremendous bringer of good fortune!

Lin An binds himself to the [God-Tier Lucky Child System]!

As long as you treat him well, you can share in his absurdly good luck!

Show him ill will, and misfortune will strike you at once!

Su Xiuying is short on food?

She goes out and runs into a dead pheasant, while rice and white flour fall from the sky!

Yi Zhonghai tries to sabotage her? He lets something slip on the spot, and his hypocrite facade crumbles!

The Jia family tries to leech off her? Jia Zhangshi trips every time she goes out, and Banggeng gets diarrhea every time he takes an exam!

From then on, life for the Su family changes beyond recognition.

Su Xiuying: “Everyone says An’an is a bringer of disaster.”

“But ever since he came along, I feel like I could find money just by going for a walk!”

Watching the Su family prosper, all the courtyard’s wicked neighbors drool and shed tears of regret.

“If only we’d adopted him back then!”