After Swearing Brotherhood with the Emperor, I Became the Palace's Gossip Queen

[Sweet romance, gossip, transmigration]

Breaking news! The Celestial Realm’s number-one gossip lover has been banished to the mortal world, and all the immortals can finally breathe a sigh of relief!

Xing Yao clutched her chubby raccoon dog and wept. “Father! I swear I’ll only gossip about mortal affairs from now on!” The Celestial Emperor rubbed his eyes. “Good girl. Down in the mortal world, you can even snoop around in anyone’s pants, and I’ll pretend I didn’t see a thing.”

On the very day she arrived at the Minister’s residence, Qian Xingyao rose from the dead in the mourning hall. Her family watched as her inner monologue filled the air:

“Father hid his secret stash under the chamber pot last night!”

“Big Brother keeps the general next door’s underwear in a hidden compartment in his study!”

“Second Brother’s medicine chest has an improved acupuncture chart for erotic points hidden at the bottom!”

Big Brother tried to silence her by grabbing her throat, but all that came out was, “Hic, pfft!!!” From then on, the Qian family had a new house rule: If you hear Little Sister’s thoughts, smile and nod.

At a palace banquet, the young woman stared at the dragon throne in shock. “Help! The shady merchant I swore brotherhood with is the emperor? The empress kicked him out of bed last night!”

The entire hall of ministers blushed and struggled to hold their breath.

The Imperial Preceptor, Xie Yunya, chuckled beside the throne. “Your Majesty, we’ve found her.”

He raised a finger.

An elderly official who had served at the imperial court trembled as he pointed at Xing Yao. “She, she, she…” Suddenly clutching his throat, he let out a thunderous fart that humiliated him in front of the entire imperial garden!

That night, an imperial decree sent the capital of Yuandu into a frenzy: Qian Xingyao was appointed a fourth-rank female court official, required to attend court every day and tasked with treating all kinds of secret troubles and grievances!

The Imperial Preceptor, also a prince, lowered his eyes and chuckled. “Is my tribulation having to listen to Yaor every day as she exposes the underwear of the entire court?”

#The little menace hunted by the entire immortal realm is wreaking havoc in the mortal world#

#Thanks for asking. I just got to court, and I’m listening in while His Majesty gets exposed for kneeling on a washboard last night#

#Only the Imperial Preceptor’s underwear can’t be exposed (but he seems kind of disappointed?)#