Madcap Self-Rescue: The Whole Family Makes a Beeline for the King of Hell's Palace

Xie Rao comes back to life in a ruined temple, and her prophetic System lets out a thunderous alert: “Ding! Your family-sized platter of cannon fodder will arrive tomorrow! Shelf life: ten months!”

The mosaic of the whole family getting wiped out in one go is too awful to look at!

Xie Rao flips the table. “I’m not eating this last meal!”

Her brainwashing eldest sister: “Sis! What do you need that crooked-neck tree Lu Moheng for? You could have eight-pack abs to grope, a sweet puppy boyfriend who whimpers, or be the queen of the dating scene. How could that not be fun?”

Her eldest sister’s zither string snaps with a “twang!” and turns into a QR code. Her secret crush is over!

Her second brother storms a gambling den with a bundle of explosives, but with the prophetic cheat, he wins big! The boss drops to his knees and offers up a treasure basin. “Ancestor! Please pick a different field to dominate!”

Her third brother, who’s always glued to his sinister app, makes a surprise entrance at a poetry gathering. Before he can even pull a dirty trick, Xie Rao goes “Whoosh!” and launches him straight into the top spot. “Third Brother, you’ve peaked on your debut!”

She turns around to find her parents enthusiastically swearing brotherhood with the bandit chief. Peach Garden Oath 2.0 is streaming live! Xie Rao falls apart. “I thought you were supposed to be dignified and gentle! Are we saving ourselves or helping the King of Hell meet his quota?!”

The whole family goes feral as they scramble to stay alive. Their motto: stir up trouble, make money, and live it up! Will their cannon-fodder fate drive the King of Hell crazy or get them blocked?

Word on the street is that the youngest daughter of the Xie family knows the secret to making a fortune and can tell fortunes without a single mistake.

A certain wealthy, unscrupulous merchant: “Rao’er, I have lots of silver here… Come on over…”