Dad, Stop Pretending! My Brother Flirts with the Emperor While I Devour the Whole City

Ancient-style fantasy # absurd comedy # sweet romance # everyone’s beloved little Taotie # inner thoughts overheard # deranged power minister # court intrigue and face-slapping fun

Little Taotie, the food-loving champion of the Heavenly Realm, eats her way through the grain stores of three heavenly courts. The Jade Emperor kicks her down to the mortal world, where she possesses the daughter of the Right Chancellor, who has been dead for three days.

The first thing she does after opening her eyes is devour the entire braised pig’s head from the offering table. Even twenty huge steamed buns barely fill her up, and she terrifies everyone in the mourning hall.

No one knows that every word of her gossip-filled chatter with Guaji, a spirit beast, is heard loud and clear by everyone in the world who has earned merit.

The Right Chancellor and his wife: “Our daughter came from the heavens? Spoil her! Spoil her rotten!”

Her older brother: “Keep a close eye on those ill-intentioned pigs! Don’t let them come near our cabbage!”

The aloof, deranged Left Chancellor, Rong Jingci, first takes her for some bizarre demon. Later, he personally peels chestnuts for her and wipes her mouth, his possessiveness off the charts and his jealousy flaring at the drop of a hat.

The scheming emperor sits around every day, listening to the siblings’ thoughts while he eats. Before long, he falls for her older brother, who was born with a System.

With her iron teeth, the heroine rules the capital. She bites gold ingots and uncovers a treasury counterfeiting scandal, chews through account books and exposes corrupt officials’ forged evidence, and bites an assailant’s black-iron broadsword to pieces at a temple fair. Soon, the name “Golden-Biting Goddess” is on everyone’s lips.

Fake gold and corruption, the royal family’s lack of heirs, missing children: she chews her way through it all, peeling back layer after layer of the truth.

Her only problem? Two men keep crowding around her and showering her with attention every day. It’s seriously getting in the way of her meals!