Honkai: Star Rail: Simulating More Children, More Blessings, the Aeons Take It Seriously

(Honkai: Star Rail + Arknights + Honkai + comedic misunderstandings + an all-out love triangle free-for-all)

After transmigrating into Honkai: Star Rail, Luo Ji just wants to earn a few rewards through “more children, more blessings” in the Simulated Universe.

Who knew the System would malfunction and make the simulation real!

The Aeon of Destruction, Nanook, looks at the little flame in his arms. “Give me back my child, or... I'll take you with it.”

He draws his bow. “My adjutant, why does your left arm smell of the Abundance? I'll help you ‘purify’ it, physically!” The Aeon of the Hunt, Lan.

The Aeon of Elation, Aha, turns into a red rubber duck and scratches records furiously in his pocket. “Fight! Fight! I'm your number-one fan!”

Luo Ji loses it. “I was just playing a game! I never wanted to be the father of the entire universe!”

And the trouble has only just begun.

She blocks the door with her sword. “Husband, if you don't hold me while we sleep tonight, I'll freeze this planet into a giant ice sculpture.” Jingliu.

Firefly's mech overloads. “Detecting energy overflow from Mr. Luo Ji! Sam... requesting a fusion recharge!”

The general presses an axe to his neck. “I heard you cured my moon madness? Then this general's life, and body, are yours!” Feixiao.

Acheron gets lost and wanders into his room. “I'm not leaving. The black hole dumplings here are delicious.”

Even she wasn't spared...

The resurrected ones call him “Daddy.” On Terra, FrostNova and Talulah wear collars and act as babysitters, even abusing their medical privileges to compete for his affection! Kal'tsit.

Looking at a roomful of Aeons, Emanators, Valkyries, and a bunch of strange creatures calling him Dad, Luo Ji lets out a cry from the depths of his soul:

“Please! Can someone take away this duck that's trying to blow up the universe for fun?!!!”