I Asked You to Restore Relics, Not Create a Love Triangle!

Urban fantasy / Everyday romance / One female lead (pseudo-harem) / Healing / Workplace face-slapping

When his ex-girlfriend broke up with him, she called Jiang Xun “a lifeless blockhead who just stares at parts,” doomed to spend his life alone.

Jiang Xun refused to accept that, but he never expected karma to strike so quickly.

After awakening the [All Things Have Souls] System, he discovers that every morning, the first object his palm touches turns into a quirky young woman!

He thought it would be a perk, but all it brought him was “trouble”:

[Old-Fashioned Alarm Clock Girl]: She screams and flies into a rage every day because of a severe “abandonment delusion,” terrified Jiang Xun will buy a new phone to tell the time.

[Backup Phone Girl]: Gloomy and socially anxious, she has all of Jiang Xun’s embarrassing secrets and threatens to “make your search history public” at the drop of a hat.

[Ice-Cold Surgical Forceps]: In this household, only Jiang Xun is allowed to touch her. Anyone else who comes near is treated as “filth that needs cleaning up.”

To support this money-devouring bunch and mend their broken “hearts,” Jiang Xun revives his family’s ancestral craft and becomes a legendary restorer of objects.

He restores objects, and hearts alike.

Then one day, his ex-girlfriend shows up with a broken keepsake, asking to get back together.

But the “lifeless blockhead” she once knew is surrounded by a group of “girls” who are not only impossibly beautiful, but also incredibly talented.

Before Jiang Xun can say a word, Phone Girl coolly adjusts her glasses and projects a set of data into the air:

“Detected: ‘bad woman who abandoned her owner’ approaching. Everyone, enter battle mode.”

Jiang Xun spreads his hands helplessly. “See? It’s not that I don’t want to get back together. My furniture... doesn’t agree.”