All Immortality Cultivators Are Transmigrators? Killing Them All Seems Reasonable

[Unhinged Ensemble Cast + Hilarious Cultivation + Absurd Daily Life + Play the pig to eat the tiger + Sneaky schemer]

These days, Systems are everywhere, and transmigrators are as common as dogs.

As a senior menial servant of Guyue Sect, Shen Yuan's daily work consists of sweeping, watching the show, killing people, and picking up bargains.

"Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!"

On the fighting stage, a furious young man activates the [Berserk System], vowing to kill the sect's chief disciple.

Shen Yuan: "Senior brother, quit showing off. You've got three moves left before it overloads and explodes."

The transmigrator flies into a rage: "Bullshit! I'm invincible... Pfft!"

[Ding! Recovered Berserk System. Obtained: 1 Heaven-Rank Sacred Art.]

"I've taken off this much! Why won't any of you look at me?!"

Outside the men's bathhouse, a senior sister from the Hehuan Sect, with the [Seduction System] activated, is forced to strip off her clothes.

Shen Yuan: "Senior sister, don't pollute your junior brother. Leave this to me."

[Ding! Recovered Seduction System. Reconfigured: 1 Divine-Level Bewitching Art.]

Transmigrator: "I have a tycoon System. My spirit stones are infinite!"

Shen Yuan: "Junior brother, inflation brings heavenly punishment. Look, here comes the lightning."

Boom! The transmigrator is dead. Recovered [1 Spirit Stone Printing Press].

Transmigrator: "I have a summoning System. Gods and demons will descend!"

Shen Yuan sighs. "Your body can't withstand the pressure of gods and demons."

Transmigrator: "Why are you standing next to me?"

Shen Yuan: "When you shatter in a moment, I'll have to clean up."

Pfft! The transmigrator is dead. Recovered [1 Divine-Demon Contract Book].

Gradually, the cultivation world's style takes a sharp turn:

Tsundere Junior Sister Su and socially anxious Senior Brother Lin can't bear to be apart from Shen Yuan.

The old ancestor, whose lifespan is nearly over, suddenly comes back from the dead and wants Shen Yuan to be his godfather.

The sect leader, who follows the path of keeping a low profile, grows the sect bigger and stronger while crying.

Transmigrator: Is there even one normal person in this Guyue Sect?