I Smashed an Enemy Warship from the Start, and the Country Helps Me Stir Up Trouble

[Everyday antics + hilariously over-the-top power fantasy + goofy comedy + driving the principal crazy] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes an intern at Feixiang Technical School, and awakens the [Anything Modification System]. Ever since he was sent to take part in the global livestream of Dragon Kingdom Craftsmen, things have gone increasingly off the rails. First assignment: help an old villager repair a scrapped tractor. Faced with a pile of scrap metal, Su Bai smiles. “This is no problem for me!” Then he activates the System! [Ding! Loading “V12 Ark Reactor” blueprint! Loading “Anti-Gravity Chassis” technology! Loading “All-Terrain Adaptive Tires”!] Three days later, the traffic police are losing their minds: “Command center! I'm chasing a tractor! It's hit 800 kilometers per hour! And it's flying!” “What kind of tractor can do 600 klicks? And hover with anti-gravity?” Viewers across the internet: “We asked you to fix a car, and you built a Transformer? Are you really a technical school student?” From then on, the technical school gets a whole list of outrageous rules. School rule: No installing laser cannons on excavators. School rule: No using a Wuling Hongguang for a space jump. School rule: Su Bai is forbidden from going near the aircraft carrier repair yard! Later on: Asked to repair a pesticide-spraying drone, he builds a [Ghost Bomber] that leaves nothing alive for a hundred miles, ensuring every last bug is dead. Asked to repair an artificial rain rocket, he cobbles together a [Weather Weapon]. One shot hits the mark, and suddenly the desert is selling seafood. Then a carrier fleet from the Beautiful Nation provokes them in international waters, and Su Bai happens to sail past in his newly modified “nuclear-powered fishing boat”... The Beautiful Nation: “Oh my God! That fishing boat's main gun is bigger than our flight deck?!” Sakura Nation: “Baka...”