Global Superpowers: I Was Forced to Cross-Dress to Get Stronger

[System + Cross-Dressing Expert + Misunderstandings Galore + Urban High Martial Arts + Invincible Shenanigans]

Mutant beasts invade, spiritual qi revives, and the world teeters on the brink of disaster.

Chen Xiu awakens, but his System is seriously messed up.

Want an S-rank ability? Put on the Sailor Moon uniform.

Want a divine weapon? Put on a school swimsuit and go treasure hunting in the deep sea.

Want to save the world? Put on a wedding dress and offer yourself as a sacrifice... Wait, who said anything about sacrificing myself!

To stay alive (and make money), straight-laced Chen Xiu is forced into a double life that pushes his embarrassment to the limit.

By day, he’s a timid, good-for-nothing F-rank university student, dumped by his ex-girlfriend and bullied by rich heirs.

By night, he’s the mysterious goddess “Xiu’er,” dropping from the sky to purify the whole city with “Deep-Sea Aria” and physically send an S-rank Beast King to the afterlife with a meteor hammer.

Only Chen Xiu knows how much he’s suffering:

“Stop calling me your wife! You S-rank assassin, put down your knife! And you, campus beauty, stop dragging me into the women’s restroom!”

Then one day, higher-dimensional gods descend, ready to harvest Earth.

A figure in a pink Lolita dress, carrying a two-meter-long blade, stands before all of humanity and roars in a gruff voice:

“Damn it, this dress is too tight! Come at me all at once. I’ve got to get back and change into pants!”

The whole internet is stunned: So our goddess... is more well-endowed than I am?