Great Qin: The First Emperor Read My Diary and Went on a Killing Spree

[Sneaking a “Listen” to His Diary + Everyone Misunderstands Him + Industrializing the Great Qin + Hilarious and Outrageously Clever]

After transmigrating to the Great Qin, Li Qingshan just wants to be a lazy freeloader until the day he dies. He binds to the **[Lazybones Diary System]**. As long as he grumbles in his diary every day, he can get fizzy cola, hot pot seasoning, and a Simmons mattress!

Who knew the diary had a duplicate that would appear on the First Emperor Ying Zheng's desk!

[Diary]: “The laws in Great Qin are way too harsh. The dynasty's bound to fall sooner or later. I should get out while I can.” Ying Zheng, eyes wide with shock: “Sir is making a desperate plea! Change them! Amend the Qin laws at once!”

[Diary]: “The food doesn't have a drop of oil in it. I miss my braised pork and beef brisket stew with potatoes.” Ying Zheng, suddenly enlightened: “So the auspicious plant is called a potato? Guards, dig one up using the diagram Sir drew!”

[Diary]: “Those Xiongnu horse archers are a pain. If we shear their sheep and spin the wool into yarn, they'll be left with nothing to do but dance.” Ying Zheng, slapping the table in delight: “Economic warfare! Sir is a peerless statesman! Send word to Meng Tian: head north and shear the sheep!”

Li Qingshan is baffled. I was just venting in my diary. How did the Great Qin suddenly get a curved-beam plow? I wanted a hot meal, so how did we end up digging coal mines? I complained that the carriage was rough on my backside, so how did we end up building rubber tires and steam trains?

At court, Ying Zheng grips Li Qingshan's hand, tears streaming down his face. “My dear subject, you may not say it aloud, but your heart is devoted to my Great Qin!” Li Qingshan: “??? Your Majesty, I really just want to lie flat!”