The Genius Little Gu King: The Drug Lord Begs Him to Stop Playing Around

[Adorable Kid] [Narcotics Busts] [System] [Miaojiang Gu Poison Craft] [Overpowered Wish-Fulfillment] [Lighthearted Comedy]**

Five-year-old Long Mengmeng, a little Gu King from Miaojiang, comes down from the mountains to find her father, only to discover that he’s the most miserable undercover cop on the southwestern border!

Kidnappers show up from the start? She fires back with a dose of “Happy Powder,” making them laugh so hard they wet themselves in the street and beg to be sent to prison!

A major drug lord mocks the Chinese police for being unable to catch him? Shut the doors and send in the red toad! One kiss turns him into a big-headed doll!

Her undercover dad is surrounded and writing his will? Mengmeng rides in on a giant python: “You dare touch my daddy? I’ll melt you!”

From then on, a saying spreads along the border: You can offend the King of Hell, but never the toddler carrying a little bamboo basket.

Long Yun looks at the criminals rolling on the ground and begging for mercy, lost in thought. “Sweetie, is this what you call… science?”

Mengmeng blinks her big eyes. “Yep! Biological science is science too!”

Captain Long: “All officers, listen up! Protect my daughter! No, wait… protect the criminals from getting played to death by my daughter!”