The Lazy Imperial Concubine: The Tyrant Reads My Mind After I Give Up

[Mind Reading + Harem Intrigue + Slacker System + Everyone's Favorite + Ridiculous Comedy]

Lin Shuran, a modern-day office worker, transmigrated as a low-ranking concubine in a harem-intrigue novel who wouldn't survive past the third episode. The original owner had been jealous of the heroine and was about to be sentenced to death by the tyrant. Looking at the poisoned wine in front of her, Lin Shuran just wanted to enjoy one last meal before she died.

[What kind of food is this imperial kitchen serving? It's not even as good as my takeout. The tyrant's got a handsome face, but he's a lovesick idiot with nothing in his skull. He'd give up his whole kingdom for the heroine. Serves him right if the country falls and his family is wiped out.]

Xiao Xuance, the tyrant who was about to have her executed, suddenly heard her treasonous rant and gave a start.

Interesting.

He decided to keep her around as a live “commentator” for the harem intrigue.

From then on, Lin Shuran began her life as a slacker in the harem.

While the other consorts fought for favor, she watched the drama. While they performed, she dozed off.

[Oh my, Consort Xian dances like she's performing an exorcism. Is she trying to send His Majesty to the afterlife?]

[Good grief, Consort De is framing someone again. That's such a low-level trick. I stopped playing games like that in kindergarten.]

As Xiao Xuance watched the consorts perform, listened to Lin Shuran's inner monologue, and methodically purged traitors from the harem and the court, the days went by.

Then one day, Lin Shuran discovered that she had been made empress.

Lin Shuran: [??? I slack off every day, so how did I get promoted? Am I not even allowed to be a couch potato?]

Xiao Xuance smiled without a word: My beloved consort, lie back. I'll carry us both to victory.