Are You Crazy? You Called the Police, and Now You Have to Hand Over a Whole World

When you transmigrate alone, it’s called survival. When you bring a country along, it’s called demolition!

The plan is simple: The country helps me soar, and I help it steamroll the myriad worlds!

Zou Fan: Officer, this tube of blue medicine can cure cancer. It’s yours.

Expert: This is freaking alien technology, and you call it a gift?

Zou Fan: Chief, this big hunk of metal is Megatron. It can serve as a living photolithography machine. Take it apart and see for yourself.

Commander Liu: Why did this Type 055 go off to eat a nuclear power plant? It says it’s still hungry?

Zou Fan: Mr. Stark, relax. I’m just here to borrow a reactor, and while I’m at it, I can cure your palladium poisoning.

Tony: You call that borrowing? Those two hundred mechs behind you are about to tear my lab apart! (Terrified)

Zou Fan: (Shrugs) Can’t be helped. Our oil’s been embargoed, and we’re desperate.

Western countries: Wait, we’re all living on Earth. How come you’ve skipped straight to interstellar warfare?!