The Whole Internet Ships Me with the Sweet Girl, but I Just Want to Clock Out

[Ding! The System has detected that the Host is slacking off. Random mission triggered: Protect the shut-in girl's last stubborn pride!]

[Mission: Save Su Qingge's game console. Reward: God-tier esports mastery and 2,000 yuan in cash!]

[Penalty for refusal: All your clothes will dissolve instantly, and you'll be livestreamed running naked across the internet!]

Lin Chen: System, you’re such a jerk. But I really just want to be a sleepy old doorman!

So he pulls out the battery and calmly makes up a story: “This thing's broken. It's just a model.”

The production crew: ...Do you think we're blind?

Su Qingge, hearts in her eyes: He's so manly! He actually stood up to the production crew for me!

[Ding! The Host has completed the mission. Appraisal, cooking, carpentry, and massage skills have all maxed out!]

From then on, the dating show's whole vibe goes off the rails, and viewers across the internet are seeing red!

Lin Chen: Don't look at me. I'm just a janitor passing through. (polishing a walnut)