I'm a Violent Psycho, So It Makes Sense I Awakened the Saintly Mother System, Right?

[System] [People Misunderstand Everything] [Invincible Steamrolling] [Violent Aesthetics] [Everyone’s Imaginations Run Wild]

In Star Calendar Year 3033, Jiang Baolong looked at his muscles, harder than granite, then at the [Healing] label on his awakened powers panel and fell into deep thought.

Even more ridiculous, he had bound himself to the severely nearsighted [Great Merciful Saint Mother System].

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When confronted by a provocative interstellar bully,

Jiang Baolong slapped the man’s head right down into his chest.

System: [Deeply moving! Host is helping a patient undergo “bone-shrinking therapy” to treat his protruding cervical vertebrae! Merit +10,000!]

When faced with a swarm of Zerg,

Jiang Baolong wielded two watermelon knives, carving his way from the Southern Heavenly Gate to Penglai East Road.

System: [Boundless love! Host is trimming the nails of lost little animals and helping them return to the embrace of the earth! Reward: God-Tier Cultivation Manual, The Sutra of Physical Requiem!]

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Years later, Jiang Baolong, the strongest “healer” in the entire galaxy, gave an interview.

The reporter trembled. “J-Jiang… Divine Jiang, what’s the secret to your healing?”

Jiang Baolong gave a benevolent smile and crushed the vibranium microphone in his hand. “Nothing special. Practice makes perfect! Who else is sick? Come out and take a couple of steps!”

The villains of the entire galaxy: “N-no! We’re not sick! We’re perfectly healthy!!”