Rules of the uncanny have arrived. Break one and you die.
While everyone else is terrified and fighting to survive, I pull out my phone.
“File a complaint! The wording in clauses three and four of this rule is ambiguous and may constitute an unfair contract term!”
[Complaint successful! Reward: 100,000 yuan in cash and one hint about a loophole in the rules!]
Later, I receive a global warrant from the “Rules Administration Bureau” for filing too many complaints.
Later still, I sit in the bureau chief’s chair, gazing at the old gods kneeling across the grand hall.
“Stop kneeling.”
“Get up and get to work. Rewrite the Universal User Manual to my standards.”
